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| Locothrope |
 Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:14 pm |
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So the other day, me and my co-worker were driving down El camino Real in norcal, headed to lunch. We're in his big dodge truck and in front of us is this little green-bean Sentra, just puttering along well, below the speed limit, and slowly it starts to drift back and forth, almost completely out of its lane. It recovers, picks up speed for about ten seconds, and then starts to repeat this pattern again. We watched, keeping ample distance from him in the same lane, untill we had a safe point to pass. we romped on by, the diesel roaring loudly as we looked down, and I kid you not; This little guy was in his car reading a motherloving book! Not just a map, or held up paralell to the windsheild, but fucking in his lap, head down, staring at it.
IN TRAFFIC!
AT LUNCH!
IN BROAD MOTHERLOVING DAYLIGHT! |
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| Locothrope |
| Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:28 am |
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Hey there everyone, been a while but I'm back.
So i was driving back from lunch the other day, on el camino real, and went to make a turn, I got into the turn lane, but a large pickup with a trailer occupied most of it, so I got as far left as I could to avoid being hit, and also giving me a clear shot of most of the left of the truck.
So as we're waiting for this light to change, i look at the truck. The driver, not realizing my vantage point, decides to do some 'light reading' and props his arm out of the window, holding a magazine, I looked closer, and yes, plain as day i saw it.
He was reading a 'gentleman's magazine' and by "gentleman's" i mean "titties."
Laughing myself at the incredulity of the situation, I flashed him a large thumbs up, which he caught in his towing mirror, prompting him to freak out and quickly pitch his reading material back inside the truck and respond with the most awkward wave an individual can give.
Still makes me laugh. |
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